The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Smyth's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Smyth scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.