The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smyth is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Smyth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smyth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.