The Hamstring Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Smyth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smyth's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.