The Doink Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Smyth's stadium. Only over Smyth.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Smyth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smyth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.