The Hamstring Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Smyth, that's a flag." Smyth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smyth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.