The Shank Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Smyth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smyth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.