The Late Scratch Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smyth. Smyth does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
86%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Smyth scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.