The Late Scratch Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smyth's stadium. Only over Smyth.
73%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smyth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.