The Wide Left Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Ref: "Number Smyth, that's a flag." Smyth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smyth's stadium. Only over Smyth.
74%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smyth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.