The Late Scratch Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.