The Late Scratch Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Smyth, Smyth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.