The Upright Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“The broadcast shows Smyth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smyth trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
76%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Smyth, Smyth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.