The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smyth trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
87%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smyth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.