The Late Scratch Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Smyth's stadium. Only over Smyth.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Smyth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smyth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.