The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Ref: "Number Smyth, that's a flag." Smyth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Smyth will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.