The Phantom Flag Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
- Smyth will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
78%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Smyth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.