The Wide Left Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Smyth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smyth, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.