The Phantom Flag Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smyth. Smyth does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Smyth finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smyth, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.