The Phantom Flag Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Ref: "Number Smyth, that's a flag." Smyth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smyth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.