The Upright Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Smyth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smyth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.