The Hamstring Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smyth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.