The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smyth is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Ref: "Number Smyth, that's a flag." Smyth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.