The Snap Count Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smyth trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Smyth kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
77%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smyth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.