The Wide Left Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Smyth tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smyth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.