The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smyth trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Smyth tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Smyth scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.