The Late Scratch Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.