The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Brown runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
88%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.