The Shank Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.
79%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McLaughlin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.