The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- McLaughlin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McLaughlin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.