The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McLaughlin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.