The Phantom Flag Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- McLaughlin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McLaughlin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.