The Late Scratch Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The broadcast shows McLaughlin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- McLaughlin will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
83%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McLaughlin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.