The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McLaughlin is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- McLaughlin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.