The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Ref: "Number McLaughlin, that's a flag." McLaughlin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
McLaughlin, McLaughlin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.