The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Ref: "Number McLaughlin, that's a flag." McLaughlin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McLaughlin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.