The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McLaughlin gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
83%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McLaughlin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.