The Upright Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number McLaughlin, that's a flag." McLaughlin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
McLaughlin, McLaughlin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.