The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McLaughlin gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McLaughlin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.