The Wide Left Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McLaughlin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McLaughlin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.