The Late Scratch Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McLaughlin gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McLaughlin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.