The Wide Left Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- McLaughlin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
McLaughlin, McLaughlin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.