The Shank Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.
77%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
McLaughlin, McLaughlin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.