The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McLaughlin trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McLaughlin gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
74%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.