The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- McLaughlin gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McLaughlin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.