The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- McLaughlin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McLaughlin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.