The Doink Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- McLaughlin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.