The Wide Left Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McLaughlin trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
78%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.