The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- McLaughlin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McLaughlin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.