The Wind Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McLaughlin is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- McLaughlin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
McLaughlin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.