The Snap Count Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McLaughlin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
McLaughlin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.